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I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.

I am a second-year college student, hoping to major in art history.

Renaissance-era paintings make my heart glow and I would love to one day share my passion with others by becoming an art professor.

I would love to travel through South America sometime, especially Argentina. I love animals and hope to meet someone who shares this passion. she knows what she wants out of life and has her finances in check.

She enjoys the outdoors, tries to eats healthy and likes to take a midnight stroll from time-to-time.

Whether we're watching a movie, playing soccer or jamming on the piano, we always have an amazing time together. Tropez, just in time to watch the sun set over the glistening water.

I like to focus my energy on collecting experiences as opposed to 'things' and would much rather spend my money on a trip to a foreign country than on a fancy new car. Or if that doesn't excite you, we could just grab coffee at the Starbucks on 24 ave.

Example 6: Funny Introduction A friend told me that online dating sites are frequented by some very strange people, so I figured I should filter out a few folks by asking some serious questions.

Please answer carefully: 1) Are you a fan of Nickelback?

If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!

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